FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER

The problem is all inside your head she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover fifty ways!
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy, just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus, you don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free

Who slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus, you don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
Now I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that, and would you please explain
About the fifty ways fifty ways!

She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover fifty ways!
Fifty ways to leave your lover


You just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy, just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus, you don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free

Who slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus, you don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free

Drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free.