MA, HES MAKING EYES AT ME

Ma, hes making eyes at me!

Ma, hes awfully nice to me!

Ma, hes almost breaking my heart

Im beside him, mercy

Let his conscience guide him

Ma, he wants to marry me, be my honey be

Evry minute he gets bolder,

Now hes leaning on my shoulder

Ma, hes kissing me!

Now, thats not the true story

Ive got a thing or two to say

Now heres my version of this whole affair:

Ma, shes making eyes at me!

Ma, shes awfully nice to me!

Ma, shes almost breaking my heart

If you peek in, you cant see

She makes me weaken

Ma, she wants to marry me

Be my honey bee

Ma, Im meeting no resistance

Im the one who needs assistance

Ma, shes kissing me!

That isnt true, now listen:

Ma, I wish that you could see

What he does to me (to me)

Ma, Im meeting no resistance.

Im the one who needs assistance.

Ma, (u-a-da) shes kissing!

Ma, (u-a-da) hes kissing!

Ma, kissing me!

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da!