PASS ME BY

To tell the whole darn world if you don't happen to like it
Deal me out, thank you kindly, pass me by.

Pass me by! Pass me by!

If you donít happen to like it, pass me by.

 

I got me ten fine toes to wiggle in the sand

Lots of idle fingers snap to my command

A lovely pair of heels that kick to beat the band

Contemplatiní nature can be fascinatiní

Add to these a nose that I can thumb

And a mouth by gum, have I
To tell the whole darn world if you don't happen to like it
Deal me out, thank you kindly, pass me by.

 

Pass me by! Pass me by!

If you donít happen to like it, pass me by.

 

Fa, pa-da, pa-da, pa-da, pa-da, pa-da, pa-da, pa-daÖ

 

I got me two great shoes that never saw a shine

Trousers I can hold up with a laundry line

A lovely patch that hides an awful lot of spine

Shirt-tails flyiní, Iím a bloominí dandelion

Add to these a grin from ear to ear

And all the proper gear have I

To tell the whole darn world if you don't happen to like it
Deal me out, thank you kindly, pass me by.

 

Pass me by! Pass me by!

If you donít happen to like it, pass me by.

 

Pass me by! Pass me by!

If you donít happen to like it, pass me by!